Tag Archives: idiots

Thank Goodness

Oklahoma State Senator Ralph Shortey has proposed legislation banning food products made from or containing aborted human fetuses.

Freshman Sen. Ralph Shortey said his own Internet research led him to believe such a ban is necessary and prompted him to offer the bill aimed at raising “public awareness” and giving an “ultimatum to companies” that might consider such a policy.

Shortey said he discovered suggestions online that some companies use embryonic stem cells to develop artificial flavors, but added that he is unaware of any Oklahoma companies doing such research.

Whew.  I know I’ll feel better the next time I grab a sandwich in Oklahoma.  Hopefully he’ll address tooth fairy licensing next.


“I’m against private property, but I want to protect my personal property”

This is awesome.


Think of all the jobs you could save

Don Boudreaux at Cafe Hayek writes a letter to an idiot in Congress.

Fred Barnes reports in the Weekly Standard that you refuse to use computerized checkout lanes at supermarkets (“Boneheaded Economics,” Oct. 24).  As you – who are described on your website as “progressive” – explain, “I refuse to do that.  I know that’s a job or two or three that’s gone.”

Overlooking the fact that you overlook the lower prices on groceries made possible by this labor-saving technology, I’ve some questions for you:

Do you also avoid using computerized (“automatic”) elevators, riding only in those few that still use manual elevator operators?

Do you steer clear of newer automobiles equipped with technologies that enable them to go for 100,000 miles before needing a tune-up?  I’m sure I can find for you, say, a 1972 Chevy Vega that will oblige you to employ countless mechanics.

Do you shun tubeless steel-belted radial tires on your car – you know, the kind that go flat far less often than do old-fashioned tires?  No telling how many tire-repairing jobs have been destroyed by modern technology-infused tires.

Do you and your family refuse flu shots in order to increase your chances of requiring the services of nurses and M.D.s – and, if the economy gets lucky and you and yours get seriously ill, also of hospital orderlies and administrators?  Someone as aware as you are of the full ramifications of your consumption choices surely takes account of the ill effects that flu shots have on the jobs of health-care providers.

You must, indeed, be distressed as you observe the appalling amount of labor-saving technologies in use throughout our economy.  It is, alas, a disturbing trend that has been around for quite some time – since, really, the invention of the spear which destroyed the jobs of some hunters.

Ms. Lee is easy pickins… she’s a moron.


The next time someone suggests we need to raise taxes (again) in Baltimore City…

Show them this.

Alone amidst a wash of concrete and bricks, paving and sidewalk, the tiny unidentified greenery struggles to spread its sprouts into a seemingly intractable blanket of shade.

But do not mourn this poor forlorn seedling, for the city’s Board of Estimates just approved $8,800 for its care and maintenance. Along with 15 months of watering and pruning, the contract will also provide company for the lone greenery in the four-story concrete parking garage, with plans to add several additional planters to the darkened caverns that temporarily house the cars of motorists visiting the city’s Mount Vernon neighborhood.

The money is part of $27,000 in landscaping contracts approved for four city-owned parking garages Wednesday. The contracts provide for 15 months’ worth of work by Grass Roots Landscaping, a Baltimore-based business that will now be responsible for nurturing the lone plant in Franklin Garage, along with other potted shrubbery withering on sidewalks or wilting in the exhaust-filled concrete facilities at three other parking garages.

The expenditure for the solo shrub, that comes amidst intractable budget shortfalls and higher taxes, was justified as key to presenting an aesthetically pleasing atmosphere inside the otherwise mundane parking garage, an important selling point for attracting out-of-town motorists.

Yup.  $8,800 for a plant in a parking garage.   The Lovely Mrs. Stagg, who, of above average intelligence, reminded me that it’s probably that expensive because plants can’t live in a dark parking garage.

Our property taxes are twice the surrounding counties.  The city implemented an additional sales tax on bottled beverages (that retailers are not allowed to call a sales tax, or even disclose to their customers) because if we didn’t, we’d have to ground the police helicopter.

Yet we’re spending money on this.  Awesome.


Dumbass

I give you our Governor, Martin O’Malley, from Maryland Reporter:

Our state is not like other states.  You will not find in Maryland the sort of Midwestern oppression that you find in Ohio and Wisconsin.

I’m not all for what the (elected by the people) legislature and (elected by the people) Governor of Wisconsin have done.  Perhaps I’ll put up something more substantial later on the Libertarian position on the right to (and to not) associate.  But “oppression”?  No.

Remember the call for civil discourse?  Yeah, right.


No Confidence

Remember Congressman Hank Johnson (D-GA)? The fellow concerned that Guam would tip over?

I’m just catching up on some things… did you know he was re-elected in November?  That inspires confidence in the American voting public, doesn’t it?


Governed By Simpletons: A Civics Lesson

From the always correct and wise Charles Schumer (D-NY)


Rational Reaction

After hearing of the tragic shooting yesterday in Arizona, there were two reactions.

Person A, hearing the news:

What a tragedy.  What kind of nutjob shoots up a peaceful assembly and kills innocent people for no reason?

Person B:

SARAH PALIN HAS BLOOD ON HER HANDS.  TEA PARTIERS ARE MURDERERS.  THE INFLAMMATORY RHETORIC OF THE RIGHT MUST BE STOPPED.

Only one of these two people is rational.  The other is an idiot who jumped to an unfounded conclusion with limited information, before they even knew the name of the shooter.

Turns out, he’s a nutjob.  This was not a political event, but a politician (two, actually) was involved.  It’s horrible; those who wish to make political hay are scumbag idiots.


Quote of the Day, Asshat Edition

From the ever awesome Popehat.

In fact, the 1st Amendment is just for the use of calling Asshats Asshats when they do Asshatty things.

Sarah Palin may disagree, but she’s not exactly an expert on the old Constitution, is she?

Oh, by the way, to my left Liberal Friends… this is how the free market works.  Neat, eh?


The Progressive Mindset

If someone can’t use something that has huge benefits for lots of people, then no one can.

Last year, the schools — among them Princeton, Arizona State and Case Western Reserve — wanted to know if e-book readers would be more convenient and less costly than traditional textbooks. The environmentally conscious educators also wanted to reduce the huge amount of paper students use to print files from their laptops.

It seemed like a promising idea until the universities got a letter from the Justice Department’s Civil Rights Division, now under an aggressive new chief, Thomas Perez, telling them they were under investigation for possible violations of the Americans With Disabilities Act.

From its introduction in 2007, the Kindle has drawn criticism from the National Federation of the Blind and other activist groups. While the Kindle’s text-to-speech feature could read a book aloud, its menu functions required sight to operate. “If you could get a sighted person to fire up the device and start reading the book to you, that’s fine,” says Chris Danielsen, a spokesman for the federation. “But other than that, there was really no way to use it.”

So someone complained, and the DOJ is shutting it down.  Because that is fairness.

Some officials at the schools were puzzled. Given the speed of technological development and the reality of competition among technology companies — Apple products were already fully text-to-speech capable — wasn’t this a problem the market would solve?

That’s not Perez’s way. To him, keeping the Kindle out of sighted students’ hands underscored “the importance of full and equal educational opportunities for everyone.”

In early 2010, after most of the courses were over, the Justice Department reached agreement with the schools, and the federation settled with Arizona State. The schools denied violating the ADA but agreed that until the Kindle was fully accessible, nobody would use it.

Run through this in your mind.  The Kindle is smaller, lighter, and more versatile than paper text books.  It costs less to buy books.  There is almost no environmental impact of getting a book on the Kindle.  Yet the DOJ wants to stop this because a tiny part of the population of private colleges needs help turning it on.

Think of how awesome health care will be when it’s run like this!

Link via The Agitator


Follow

Get every new post delivered to your Inbox.

Join 480 other followers