Upon awakening, you discover you are out of clean underwear. Do you:
a) go through your dirty clothes and find a pair previously worn, trying to remember which ones you wore to the gym
b) hop in the shower, and just go commando (“I feel like a naked innocent boy roaming the countryside“)
c) go back to bed and wait for your wife to do some laundry?
Asking, of course, for a friend.
Windy Recycling Day 